JUNE IS THREE MONTHS BEFORE HARVEST, and the vines in most of North America are like college students at a freshman
kegger. Their work is just beginning, yet senior exams (or 25[degrees] Brix) will come more quickly than they realize.
After all, the Solo cup (there are 12 colors, but red is the most popular) is among the few American products that requires no introduction--unless, of course, you've never attended a picnic, barbecue, concert,
kegger, tailgate party, major sporting event or played beer pong.
One was a
kegger hosted by a group of white students.
Once I had to speak to the cops amidst a
kegger in the parking lot while flying a big kite on psychedelics in Las Vegas and successfully pulled our whole armada to the desert.
But when Aubree's small party turns into a
kegger and her perfect older sister, Elizabeth, unexpectedly visits and gets in trouble when the police show up, her comfortable, familiar life changes drastically.
Sire: Butte View's Oktoberfest
Kegger. Dam: Harmony Hill's Luck Be A Lady Bug.
"When I first got to law school, one of the first events was a
kegger. So from the very beginning of my legal education career, I learned that a lot of people use alcohol to manage stress.
Surely someone in the PMO must notice Fantino is sucking back "Harper government" political capital faster than an intergalactic
kegger of black holes.
To put my complaint in perspective, suppose the frat boys in the apartment below yours threw a noisy, one-night
kegger. You could probably endure it without calling the police.
Facing her first year in university as a virginal freshman, Brandy decides to re-evaluate her priorities, especially after a drunken mix-up at her very first
kegger results in a mistaken make-out session with too-hot Rusty Waters (Scott Porter), the No.
Refreshing but not reinventing the conventions of the campus comedy, Monsters University emerges as a curiously amusing example of the form in which no one, despite a uniquely rambunctious student body, throws a
kegger or so much as peeks into the girls' locker room.
(1.) An early version of this article was presented as "Gatecrashing the Student Writing
Kegger" at the 2009 Council of Writing Program Administrators Conference in Minneapolis.