Amusingly writing the tweets phonetically in a north-east accent that begs to be read out aloud (go on, try it), the account is "one a thim parroty things - yerz kna - Hooz a pretty boy then?" This week, Kerl was quick to comment on the latest forecast for the UK's economy from Threadneedle Street: "Bank of England's cut grurth predicshinz tuh 1% faw 2012.